Even Brittany knows this one…

she is taking pictures of my unicorns! my my unicorns!my unicorns! my my unicorns!my unicorns! my my unicorns!my unicorns! my my unicorns!my unicorns! my my unicorns!my unicorns! my my unicorns!my unicorns! my my unicorns!my unicorns! my my unicorns!my unicorns! my my unicorns!my unicorns! my my unicorns!my unicorns! my my unicorns!my unicorns! my my unicorns!my unicorns! my my unicorns!my unicorns! my my unicorns!my unicorns! my my unicorns!

i have unicorns! on my locker door, if you are wondering.

him: unicorns don’t exist. me: oh yes they do you (insert long chain of random swear words)!
an interesting conversation i had today